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A cartoon of a phone's security options, with all of them set to ''on''. The security options are: passcode to unlock, erase phone after ten failed unlock attempts, if stolen, phone can be remotely tracked, erased, and detonated, if phone is stolen, erase data and play an earsplitting siren until the battery dies or is removed. If phone is stolen, do a fake factory reset. Then, in the background...: ...constantly request dozens of simultaneous rideshares to the phone's location, ...automatically order food to phone's location from every delivery place within 20 miles, ...if thief logs in to Facebook, send hostile messages to all their family members, ...automatically direct self-driving car to drive toward phone's location at 5 mph, ... take photos of random objects at the thief's address and post them as ''free'' on Craigslist and Nextdoor.